Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Weird sex laws of the world…

(Of course it’s not from a reliable source and it all could be total bollocks, but anyway)



Starting with number:

#10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
(totally understandable)

#9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(we just can't get a break)

#8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(like Medusa)

#7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times.
(brick?)

#6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation.
(are there any men with heads there?)

#5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(that is a cool job)

#4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
(feels right)

#3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
(haven't seen that one)

#2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(was that so common?)


And the weirdest law in the world is...

#1: In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Freud would have loved this...)

4 comments:

  1. I'm guessing that #3 had something to do with a mermaid costume.

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  2. @Stephen Chapman... sure... yes (I say nodding my head too many times)

    @erik could be. I hadn't thought of it that way

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  3. mmm im from Bolivia - Sta Cruz...about this ''In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.''
    should be ilegal everywhere anyway.,,if someone rape in my city, neigbours or family will kill the raper with they own hands,,, so be carefully not even policeman can stop them.

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