(oh, no, we don’t want that).
A simple hot water bottle is not enough and it is very ordinary / boring / obsolete / dépassé.
So, the brand new idea is:
‘Human Bed Warming’
Yes, you read correctly. In Holiday Inn, you can order your own human to warm your bed. As stated:“If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.”
The following picture is with real bed warmers in Surrey:
I wonder if they have a catalog where I can chosse my bed warmer from... If it is random selection, with my luck, my bed warmer could be the 65 year old cleaning lady
Some people are idiots. The last thing I would want is some smelly person in a robe in my bed before I get in it. ew
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cool services
ReplyDeletewish u get the hot pies and not the old saggy chambermaid. hahahh
When I heard about this bed warming thing, my first thought was... how ****ing stupid!
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@Ryan_O I'm with you on this one. I don't want some random stranger in my bed, before me...
ReplyDelete@Suf_n_Steve I'm sorry but I don't think I'm ordering that service, any time soon...
@Stephen Exactly my point...
that is so funny. at least i have my very own bed warmer :) though, in SA, Durban, it's hardly ever cold. Always warm :)
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